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nosdrinker:

not flushing public toilets should be a felony

Or when you leave a hotel rooms bathroom disgusting.

nohetero:

ilistenedin:

brbimpoopin:

Florida.

But really


this is what the giant triple gaybow looked like the other night. above it was all shit and under it was a beautiful sunny day

nohetero:

ilistenedin:

brbimpoopin:

Florida.

But really

this is what the giant triple gaybow looked like the other night. above it was all shit and under it was a beautiful sunny day

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

espeyonce:

When you accidentally type “hood” instead of “good”

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joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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puppetcams:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”

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Who said it?

1) “We’re going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.”

A. Karl Marx
B. Adolph Hitler
C. Joseph Stalin
D. Barack Obama
E. None of the above

2) “It’s time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by
the few, and for the few……and to replace it with shared responsibility,
for shared prosperity.”

A. Lenin
B. Mussolini
C. Idi Amin
D. Barack Obama
E. None of the above

3) “(We)…..can’t just let business as usual go on, and that means
something has to be taken away from some people.”

A. Nikita Khrushev
B. Josef Goebbels
C. Boris Yeltsin
D. Barack Obama
E. None of the above

4) “We have to build a political consensus and that requires people to give
up a little bit of their own … in order to create this common ground.”

A. Mao Tse Dung
B. Hugo Chavez
C. Kim Jong Il
D. Barack Obama
E. None of the above

5) “I certainly think the free-market has failed.”

A. Karl Marx
B. Lenin
C. Molotov
D. Barack Obama
E. None of the above

6) “I think it’s time to send a clear message to what has become the most
profitable sector in (the) entire economy that they are being watched.”

A. Pinochet
B. Milosevic
C. Saddam Hussein
D. Barack Obama
E. None of the above

Scroll down for the answers

Answers
(1) E. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton – 6/29/2004
(2) E. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton – 5/29/2007
(3) E. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton – 6/4/2007
(4) E. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton – 6/4/2007
(5) E. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton – 6/4/2007
(6) E. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton – 9/2/2005

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Actually, this isn’t humor. It’s horror. The last thing America needs is another statist president. Bush and Obama already have done enough damage.

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Daniel J. Mitchell (via timlebsack)

I love how he included Barack Obama as an answer to all of those pretty obviously to bait people who watch Fox News too much, and then at the end he called him a statist president anyway, because… Well, because he’s a fascist, of course!

Thanks for sourcing all of those statements she allegedly made to a record of her making it, by the way. Oh wait, that’s because this is a slightly modified version of a chain email, dating back to 2007 (hence the cut-off date on the answers). Even the “Daniel J. Mitchell” this quote sources admits it was taken straight from his inbox.

Fantastic job, Tumblr. You never cease to amaze me.

(via social-darwin-awards)

And now he admits the quotes are taken out of context to make her look radical… If there’s anything that Hillary Clinton is, it’s not a leftist radical.

(via cognitivedissonance)
Monday, July 21, 2014

mycatlovesgreendayandilovemycat:

i fell in love with the girl at the rock show

she said “what”

and i said “whAT”

and she said “i can’t hEAR YOU THE MUSIC’S TOO LOUD”

and i said “WHAT”

 
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